DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM FLORIDA
they could be a gator
i am so about walking around museums and holding hands
i love this so much
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.
I googled “fat birdies” and found magic.